We are a filthy lot here at the Starbase. Someone is always cracking a dirty joke or saying something that just drips with innuendo. Admittedly, it’s usually the same “someone.” You’d be amazed at how obscene Starbuck can be.

Bad kitty. Bad, bad kitty.

Even our YouTube proclivities slink and slip along the edge of naughtiness. Listeners will no doubt recall several conversations we’ve had about a particular series of fan-made videos involving a rather lascivious Janeway and her Borg paramour, which we’ve always promised to link to at some point.

Here, then, is that point. These videos were created by SazzyAgain, a Voyager fan who obviously has very defined opinions about life and love aboard that lonely ship lost in the Delta Quadrant. They’re not all as ribald as these videos, but they are fun.

Oh, one thing before we start the show: The actual language in the videos isn’t obscene (unless you’re offended by French), but the captioning most assuredly is. So make sure your monitors are for your eyes only if you decide to watch these while on duty (not that any member of the Starbase’s crew would ever encourage such behavior).